BBS Toolkit/BBS Toolkit.iso/qbbs/cookie20.zip/DOIT.DAT

Text File | 1990-10-17 | 6KB | 180 lines

%Everybody's doing it!
Accountants do it for profit.
Actors do it in the limelight.
Actors do it on camera.
Acupuncturists do it with a small prick.
Alexander Portnoy does it alone.
Algebraists do it with homomorphisms.
Algol programmers block it out.
Algorithmic analysts do it with a combinatorial explosion.
Alvin Toffler will do it in the future.
Anarchists do it revoltingly.
Anesthetists do it painlessly.
Apl programmers do it in a line.
Arlo Guthrie does it on his Motorcycle.
Artists do it in the buff.
Astronomers do it in the dark.
Australians do it down under.
Auto mechanics do it under hoods, using oil and grease.
AM Disc Jockeys do it with Modulated Amplitude.
AT&T does it in Long Lines.
Babies do it in their pants.
Bach did it with the organ.
Bakers do it for the dough.
Ballet dancers do it on tip-toe.
Banana pickers do it in bunches.
Bankers do it for money, but there is a penalty for early withdrawal.
Barbers do it with Brylcreem.
Baseball Players do it with their bats.
Beethoven did it apassionately.
Beethoven was the first to do it with a full orchestra.
Bell Labs programmers do it with UNIX.
Birds do it, bees do it, even chimpanzees do it ...
Bookkeepers do it for the record.
Bowlers do it in the alley.
Bridge players do it with finesse.
Bus drivers do it in transit.
Carpenters do it tongue-in-groove.
Catholics do it A LOT!
Chem E.'s do it in packed beds.
Chess players do it in their minds.
Choir boys do it unaccompanied.
Cluster analysts do it in groups.
Cockroaches have done it for millions of years, without apparent ill-effects.
Collectors do it in sets.
Comedians do it for laughs.
Computer programmers do it logically.
Computer scientists do it bit by bit.
Computers do it in ASCII, except IBM's which use EBCDIC.
Conductors do it rhythmically.
Confectioners do it sweetly.
Construction workers do it higher.
Cows do it in leather.
Cryptographers do it secretly.
Cuckoos do it by proxy.
Dancers do it to music.
Dark horses do it come-from-behind.
Delivery men do it at the rear entrance.
Dentists do it orally.
Divers do it underwater.
Doctors do it with patience.
Don't do it with a banker.  Most of them are tellers.
Drummers do it with rhythm.
DJs do it on the air.
e. e. cumming does it with ease.
Economists do it at bliss point.
Electrical Engineers do it with more frequency and less resistance.
Elves do it in fairy rings.
Engineers do it with precision.
English do it with an accent.
English majors do it with style.
Entrepreneurs do it with creativity and originality
Entymologists do it with bugs.
Evangelists do it with Him watching
Executives do it in three piece suits.
Existentialists do it alone.
F. B. I. does it under cover.
Factor analysts rotate their principal components.
Faith healers do it with whatever they can lay their hands on (?)
Farmers do it in the dirt.
Fencers do it with three feet of sword.
Fetuses do it in-vitro.
Firemen do it wearing rubber.
Fishermen do it for reel.
Flagpole sitters do it in the air.
Flyers do it on top, upside down, or rolling.
Frank Sinatra does it his way.
Fuzzy theorists (and Zen Monks) both do it and don't do it.
FM Disc Jockeys do it in stereo, and with high fidelity.
Gamblers do it on a hunch.
Gardeners do it in bed.
Geographers do it globally.....:-)
Geologists do it eruptively, with glow, and always smoke afterwards.
Gnomes are too short to do it.
Golfers do it in 18 holes.
Graduates do it by degrees.
Gravediggers die to do it.
Hackers do it with computers.
Hackers do it without you even knowing it.
Hackers don't do it--they're hacking all the time.
Ham radio operators do it with higher frequency.
Hang-Gliders do it in the air.
Hardware buffs do it in nanoseconds.
Hardware hackers do it on a bus.
Hardware hackers do it with male connectors.
Hedgehogs do it cautiously.
Heinz does it with great relish.
Helicopter Pilots do it with autorotation.
Hermits do it alone.
Historians did it.
Horn players do it French style.
Hunters do it in the bush.
Hurdlers do it every 10 meters.
Inductors dissipate after doing it.
Jockeys do it with whips and saddles.
Joggers do it on the run.
Jugglers do it with more balls.
Lawyers do it on a trial basis.
Librarians do it by the book.
Lifeguards do it on the beach.
Lions do it with pride.
Logicians do it consistently and completely.
Magicians do it with rabbits.
Mathemeticians do it exponentially!
Ministers do it vicariously.
Morticians do it gravely.
Mountain Climbers do it on the rocks.
Musicians do it with rhythm.
Orthodontists do it with braces.
Particle physicists do it energetically.
Pathologists do it with corpses.
Physicist do it a quantum at a time.
Pilots do it to get high.
Poker players do it with their own hand.
Politicians do it to make the headlines.
Polymer Chemists do it in chains.
Prince Charles does it in succession.
Procrastinators will do it when they get around to it.
Professors forget to do it.
Programs do it in loops.
Psychologists do it with rats!
Reporters do it for the sensation it causes.
Researchers do it with control.
Robots do it mechanically.
Roofers do it up on top.
Roosters do it coquettishly.
Rugby players do it with leather balls.
Sailors do it ad nauseam.
Scientists do it experimentally.
Scotsmen do it with Amazing Grace.
Second fiddles do it vilely.
Sheep do it when led astray.
Shubert didn't finish it.
Skunks do it instinctively.
Snakes do it in the grass.
Soccer players do it for kicks.
Soldiers do it standing erect.
Sopranos do it in unison.
Sparrows do it for a lark (hearsay).
Spies do it under cover.
St. Matthew did it passionately.
Statisticians probably do it.
Stragglers do it in the rear.
Surfers do it standing up.
Surgeons do it incisively.
Swimmers do it in the water.
Teachers do it with class.
Teddy Roosevelt did it softly, but with a big stick.
Tennis players do it in sets.
Testators do it willingly.
Typesetters do it between periods
Undertakers do it with corpses.
Ushers do it in the dark.
UNIX don't do it.
Waiters and waitresses do it for tips.
Welders do it with hot rods.
Well diggers do it in a hole.
Wrestlers try not to do it on their backs.
WW I GIs did it over there.
Zippermakers do it on the fly.